No, I did not drink it. I decided to blend up a tuna salad and eat it on toast.
One can of tuna, two hard boiled eggs, cottage cheese, half a pickle, black pepper, and a tiny bit of water, but unfortunately made it a little bit too watery
by Curious_Wing_2018
50 Comments
Single-Bag-563
Somehow both prison food and something a gym bro would swear by.
Pink_Neons
Delete your account
Curious_Wing_2018
Also, I topped it with some dried tomatoes! And the bread is a little burnt
Edit : sun dried tomatoes 😭
4thCompanyChampion
I’m not exaggerating at all right now, I literally hate you
ThePoppyLovingSimpy
Is there something worse than the almighty shittyfoodporn? It looks like straight bird doodoo, good job!
SlinkDogg
It’s basically a play on tonnato
Ayotrumpisracist
What the fuck is wrong with you
TerrorKingA
Well? How did it taste?
EmergencyGrocery3238
May your poops be as smooth and aromatic as this meal
RumHamsRevenge
I’ve never been so grateful to be allergic to tuna.
Ice_Cream_Warrior
I can at least understand you trying to use a blender as a food processor and was expecting a gross wet mush but man I still wasn’t prepared for the second pic.
MadeForTeaVea
Ok_Honey_1755
okay but this is basically what the pureed tuna/ham salad sandwiches were made of when I worked in a dementia unit and they actually went so hard with some salt and pepper lmao
duewhaa
OP WTF I am legit disgusted
sebaceancyst
Why?
spidersprinkles
What the fuck?
wehttamman
What the actual fuck?
Goldfish_cracker_84
Are you OK dude?
iBird
I’m gagging oh my god this is so foul man lmao
xiipaoc
This looks pretty good, actually. I think you could fry it a bit and reduce the water to make it thicker, but, I mean, this *is* just tuna spread.
Ooficus
Honestly I see the vision
epidemicsaints
Restaurants add gelatin and whipped cream to this and sell it for $36.
DragonFawns
Bird shit, dog shit, and baby shit, all of my favorite burnt toast toppings
i_am_a_shoe
forcedintothis-
Why’s it so watery?
Scoscobaby
You should have blended the bread first 🤦🏾♀️
artie_pdx
Mr-787
@ u/FBI Him!! This is the guy right here!!!
Edit: Her!!! This is the girl right here!!!!
PVetli
Oh god you mean *blend*. I pictured maybe a few pulses but this..
Was it good
Fireballslumped69
I really want to report this post
Regular_Brilliant_77
We, as a people, used to feel shame
skinninja
What’s the solid dark chunks?
Emu_commando
You basically made a toast tonnato. Minus the veal, not bad tbh
mattelladam1
I fucking love this post and the comments. This has made my day OP, thankyou
Brian_Lefebvre
This is like tonnato sauce.
kna5041
Next time just skip the blender and get a churu tube.
_PaddyMAC
I feel like there could actually be some pretty great uses for this as a condiment. Tuna salad sauce. Maybe make solid tuna salad using the tuna salad sauce as a base to make an even more tuna salady tuna salad.
Don’t listen to the haters OP you’re a visionary.
takethree
This whole thread is making me laugh so much
xIcbIx
Thank you for being the last straw to never again see posts from this subreddit
kucinator
blakebrackin
Quick question: What the fuck?
fuzzylogicIII
THAT’S TOO BLENDED
Fishmyashwhole
Enrichment meal for an elderly zoo animal
bIoodymaryy
Are you a cat?
irlgwendolynstacy
Question, how autistic are you? I’m frozen pizza autistic but this is concerning even to me
LMBH1234182
Absolutely repulsive.
CandidIndication
You are going to love being in a retirement home
AxeHead75
This the shit you give to a toothless cat
LolaLaCavaspeaking
And I thought finding out the cancer is back was going to be the worst thing I faced today.
Congrats OP. You literally beat CANCER as the most distressing part of my day.
Also, this is how I deal with big emotions but it wouldn’t take much to push me from dark humor to emotional basket case so please nobody be a douche k?
50 Comments
Somehow both prison food and something a gym bro would swear by.
Delete your account
Also, I topped it with some dried tomatoes! And the bread is a little burnt
Edit : sun dried tomatoes 😭
I’m not exaggerating at all right now, I literally hate you
Is there something worse than the almighty shittyfoodporn? It looks like straight bird doodoo, good job!
It’s basically a play on tonnato
What the fuck is wrong with you
Well? How did it taste?
May your poops be as smooth and aromatic as this meal
I’ve never been so grateful to be allergic to tuna.
I can at least understand you trying to use a blender as a food processor and was expecting a gross wet mush but man I still wasn’t prepared for the second pic.
okay but this is basically what the pureed tuna/ham salad sandwiches were made of when I worked in a dementia unit and they actually went so hard with some salt and pepper lmao
OP WTF I am legit disgusted
Why?
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck?
Are you OK dude?
I’m gagging oh my god this is so foul man lmao
This looks pretty good, actually. I think you could fry it a bit and reduce the water to make it thicker, but, I mean, this *is* just tuna spread.
Honestly I see the vision
Restaurants add gelatin and whipped cream to this and sell it for $36.
Bird shit, dog shit, and baby shit, all of my favorite burnt toast toppings
Why’s it so watery?
You should have blended the bread first 🤦🏾♀️
@ u/FBI
Him!! This is the guy right here!!!
Edit: Her!!! This is the girl right here!!!!
Oh god you mean *blend*. I pictured maybe a few pulses but this..
Was it good
I really want to report this post
We, as a people, used to feel shame
What’s the solid dark chunks?
You basically made a toast tonnato. Minus the veal, not bad tbh
I fucking love this post and the comments. This has made my day OP, thankyou
This is like tonnato sauce.
Next time just skip the blender and get a churu tube.
I feel like there could actually be some pretty great uses for this as a condiment. Tuna salad sauce. Maybe make solid tuna salad using the tuna salad sauce as a base to make an even more tuna salady tuna salad.
Don’t listen to the haters OP you’re a visionary.
This whole thread is making me laugh so much
Thank you for being the last straw to never again see posts from this subreddit
Quick question: What the fuck?
THAT’S TOO BLENDED
Enrichment meal for an elderly zoo animal
Are you a cat?
Question, how autistic are you? I’m frozen pizza autistic but this is concerning even to me
Absolutely repulsive.
You are going to love being in a retirement home
This the shit you give to a toothless cat
And I thought finding out the cancer is back was going to be the worst thing I faced today.
Congrats OP. You literally beat CANCER as the most distressing part of my day.
Also, this is how I deal with big emotions but it wouldn’t take much to push me from dark humor to emotional basket case so please nobody be a douche k?
OP is a cat